Mikaelus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[a hamster's revenge]

Good stuff!

Benny Hill came back as an arse kicking Hampster! I love it!

[Pop up's]

Too short

Yes, everyone hates pop ups, but you should do more than this about it. This is a great topic for comedy but you wasted it. The movie is SO incredibly short, you only get one mild laugh before it's over. Plus it takes far, far, longer to load than watch the movie, that really pisses people off.

staysko responds:

heh

[What a crazy bitch! 2/2]

Another fucking masterpiece.

Great stuff. I may have been a tad slow in the middle but this is a minor fault. I loved it.

[Birthday Clown]

Stupid.

It was dumb, but I laughed a little.

[the adventures of jay and]

I've seen better.

Once again, a Jay and Silent Bob tribute fails to impress. They're great characters and they deserve better than this... if you're gonna do a Jay and Silent Bob movie make it something they can be proud of.

[Beer Illusion]

Shit.

Please stop making movies.

[crumpets AND tea!]

WTF

I've seen some gay shit in my time... but this really is crap. Why?! You must have spent some time making this... you've wasted 2 minutes of your life making this turd, and I've wasted 2 minutes watching it.

tonymontanaclock responds:

OH & I LURVE YOUR ONLY MOVIE..
FUCKING PEASENT, IF YOU JUST WASTED 2 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE WHY ARE YOU GOING TO WASTE 2 MORE MINUTES, THIS MOVIE IS HEER GENIUS & IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN DONT BITCH, FUCKIN PEDESTRIAN.....

[A Satanic Message]

Ha!

You're my god man! Your movie kick arse! Make more!

[Arnold Call's Realtor]

Arnie's voice is funny.

In fact Arnie's voice is really the only funny thing in this movie. Am I right in thinking you downloaded this sound file and just made an animation to go with it? If so you're really just sponging off someone elses work. Try to be more original. However, if you recorded the sound yourself you deserve more than the seven I've given you... and keep up the good work.

Poutine-boy responds:

yes, I dl'd the clip, this was a lip sync project for school, and no I don't expect credit for any of the arnold calls, I just think they're funny so I made my project with one.

[Count Dracula 1:It Begins]

Gay...Utterly Homosexual... just shit.

Look. When you do a serious film you really need either an original idea and/or good animation. This had neither. This animation was crappy at best, and I don't think you could say you wrote the story as really you're only altering a story written by Bram Stoker. The massive loading time was rewarded with a 30 second movie. Go watch "Vampire Legends", it's not perfect but they're on the right track... this really does suck balls. Massive hairy monkey balls. Either learn to make beautiful animation or do something original.

johnm831 responds:

WHOA! I didn't notice any homosexuality in that movie at all. You must have imagined it (wait, you like imagining homosexuality?). I never claimed to have written the storyline. Did you really think I was trying to hide the fact that I was using someone else's story? Anyway, the copyright period on the origional story has run out so I can use it if I want. All it says in the credits for me is 1/2 the art, 1/2 the directing, and all the animation. The movie Doesn't last 30 seconds, it lasts 3 minutes. I already saw vampire legends. It's a good slideshow. Dunno about animation, but the best slideshow I've ever seen. They may both be about vampires, but me and the authors of "Vampire Legends" were aiming at two entirely different things. Them, graphics. Me, cool animation (especially (as most of the reviews so far have said)the 3d bits) Plus, I looked at your one and only animation you've ever made and it didn't have much of an origional storyline, OR your own origional graphics. You could even say that it sucked "massive hairy monkey balls".
Well, thanks for bringing my so far good average down a peg.